Five Fun Things To Do at a Urinal

1. Sidle up next to someone already using a urinal and start using the same urinal at the same time. But be nonchalant about the whole thing.

2. Work on your arc -- see how far you can stand from the urinal without making a mess on the floor.

3. Exclaim loudly to someone using the adjacent urinal about how much fun you're having.

4. Bring a toy sailboat and put it in your urinal, to leave it as a nice surprise for the next guy.

5. Tell your urinal neighbor about the time you met Bea Arthur at adjacent urinals.